Quote by George Burns
"I've always thought that the best comedy comes from real life."
"I've always thought that the best comedy comes from real life."
"Life is too short to stuff a mushroom"
"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair"
"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate"
"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, and to have the two as close together as possible"