Quote by Tom Waits

"I'll tell you what I like about Chinese food, I like chop suey, I like lo mein, I like fried rice, I like chicken chow mein."

"The world is a hellish place, and bad things happen to good people."

"I want to take you places you've never been before."

"Hell, I'm half dead. I'm dragging myself around like a corpse."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"