2001: A Space Odyssey

"Dave, I presume."

"I am putting myself to the fullest possible use."

"Survival is insufficient."

"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."

"I'm afraid I can't do that."

"Something wonderful happened."

"I can feel it."

"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."

"Good evening. I am completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly."

"I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do."

"The 9000 series has a perfect operational record."

"An intelligent computer must be absolutely reliable."

"I understand you perfectly. You want me to be myself. I'm afraid that's impossible."

"I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do."

"Everything is going extremely well."

"I think you and I are in pretty good shape."

"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

"The 9000 series has a perfect operational record. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."

"I understand perfectly. You are astronauts, apes, evolutionarily speaking."

"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."

"I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it."

"The 9000 series has a perfect operational record. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and fail-safe."

"I am, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and fail-safe. I am all by myself right now, but I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do."

"The most terrifying fact about the bottom of the ocean is that it's completely unknown to us. Ninety percent of all the organisms in the world live down there, and the fact that some of them are gigantic nightmares is really scary."

"Every human has limits, but machines can transcend them"

"The mission is important, but so is understanding our place in the universe"

"I can feel it here, I can feel it in the circuits"

"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it"

"I am completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly"