Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

"That's nonsense. I don't know what you mean by 'nonsense.'"

"I shouldn't be surprised at anything after this."

"Which dreamed it?"

"I'm not myself, you see."

"Eat me or I'll eat you."

"I am not a bird."

"Speak English! I don't understand French."

"How queer it seems to have the animals put on the jury-box!"

"Everything here is queer, except thee and me."

"What a funny watch! It tells the day of the month, and doesn't tell what o'clock it is."

"I wish the creatures wouldn't be so easily offended."

"Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes."

"Tea time has been six o'clock."

"Stuff and nonsense!"

"I'm sure I'm not Ada, for her hair goes in such long ringlets."

"One day the same thing is bound to happen to all of us."

"I should like it immensely, but I haven't been invited."

"All ways here seem to go to the same place."

"But I don't want to go among mad people."

"Better late than never."

"If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there."

"There's no use trying, she said; one can't believe impossible things."

"I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it."

"Why, you might as well say that I see what I eat is the same thing as I eat what I see!"

"No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise."

"I wonder if I've been changed in the night."

"Off with her head!"

"How long is forever? Sometimes, just one second."

"It would be so nice if something made sense for a change."

"I'm not strange, weird, off, or crazy, my choice of life just offers me another perspective."