Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

"One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter."

"How dreadfully savage!"

"I am not a fit messenger."

"You're nothing but a pack of cards!"

"Stuff and nonsense!"

"There ought to be a book written about me."

"It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!"

"I'm sure I'm not Ada, for her hair goes in such long ringlets."

"How puzzling all these changes are!"

"You see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased."

"Oh my ears and whiskers!"

"We called him Tortoise because he taught us."

"But I don't want to go among mad people."

"What is the use of a book without pictures or conversation?"

"Off with her head!"

"Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes."

"I can't go back to yesterday—because I was a different person then."

"Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it."

"No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise."

"I can't believe that!"

"Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle."

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"Curiouser and curiouser!"

"I wish I hadn't drunk quite so much!"

"The Duchess! The Duchess! Oh my dear paws!"

"Clean cup, clean cup!"

"It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!"

"What a curious feeling!"

"Fetch me my gloves!"

"I'm mad, you're mad, we're all mad here."