All in the Family

"Science proves what we already know, but takes forever doing it."

"Art is anything that makes you feel something - good or bad."

"Nature's more powerful than any human being, and don't forget it."

"Peace is about accepting other people, even when they're wrong."

"Freedom means you can do whatever you want, as long as you live with it."

"Truth is stranger than fiction, but nobody wants to hear it."

"Time is the one thing you can't get back, so use it wisely."

"Knowledge without wisdom is like a car without brakes - dangerous."

"Education teaches you how to think, not what to think."

"Change is inevitable, so you better get used to it."

"Hope is what keeps you going when everything else falls apart."

"Family is who you're stuck with, so you better make the best of it."

"A good friend is worth more than all the money in the world."

"Success is measured by how much respect you got from the people around you."

"The only way to be happy is to stop worrying about being happy."

"Love don't always make sense, but that's what makes it real."

"Life's a game, and the rules keep changing when you're not looking."

"Sometimes you need solitude to figure out what you really think."

"Relationships are hard, but they're worth the effort."

"Inspiration is when something hits you and changes your mind about something."

"Motivation comes from inside - nobody can make you want something."

"War is hell, and peace is better than you think."

"Politics is all a bunch of baloney, but somebody's gotta do it."

"Literature is just stories, but sometimes they teach you something real."

"Philosophy is thinking too hard about stuff that don't matter anyway."

"History teaches us lessons, if we're smart enough to learn them."

"Technology's changing everything, and I'm not sure if that's good or bad."

"Imagination is what separates us from the animals, thank God."

"Adventure is what life's all about - you just gotta be willing to take risks."

"Health is wealth, even though nobody appreciates it until they lose it."