All in the Family

"Don't let anybody tell you how to live your life."

"The best things in life are the simple things - a beer, a sandwich, and peace and quiet."

"You gotta have faith in something, even if it's just yourself."

"Money ain't everything, but it sure helps pay the bills."

"There's nothing wrong with being a little stubborn sometimes."

"Family comes first, no matter how much they drive you crazy."

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, even if it don't make sense."

"Life's too short to worry about what other people think."

"Education is important, but not as important as common sense."

"The working man is the backbone of this country, and don't you forget it."

"Love means never having to say you're sorry, unless you forgot the anniversary."

"You're being a real meathead about this whole thing, ya know?"

"A good drink and good company - that's all a man needs."

"You work hard, you earn your keep - that's the natural order of things."

"I don't need anybody tellin' me how to live my life."

"A man's gotta do right by his family, that's the bottom line."

"The trouble with this country is we've gotten too soft."

"I've always been honest in my dealings with people."

"A real friend is somebody who's got your back no matter what."

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks, and I ain't interested in tryin'."

"I don't got much education, but I got street smarts."

"A man's gotta know his limitations and accept 'em."

"The world's full of phonies, and I can spot 'em a mile away."

"I say what I think, and I think what I say."

"A good day is one where nobody bothers you."

"You can't trust the young people - they got no values."

"I've earned everything I got, and nobody gave me nothin'."

"A man's gotta stand up for what he believes in, come hell or high water."

"The only constant in life is change, and I don't like it."

"I don't believe in all this women's lib nonsense."