All in the Family

"A good woman is hard to find, and a bad one is easy to spot."

"You gotta keep your eyes open and your mouth shut if you wanna get ahead."

"I've been around long enough to know that nothin's ever what it seems."

"A man's home is his castle, and he should be treated like a king."

"The problem with the world is everybody wants somethin' for nothin'."

"I'm not gonna change my mind just 'cause you don't like it."

"A good argument is better than a good laugh any day."

"You can't reason with people who don't use common sense."

"I never had much, but I always had my dignity."

"A man's gotta do what's right, regardless of the consequences."

"The government's got too much power, and that ain't right."

"I don't trust nobody who don't look you in the eye."

"Marriage is a 50-50 proposition - she gets 50, and I get 50."

"You gotta be tough to make it in this world."

"A real man don't cry - he just drinks another beer."

"Life's too short to worry about what other people think."

"I say what's on my mind, and that's the end of it."

"A good day's work deserves a good night's rest."

"You can't make everybody happy, so don't even try."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time, and most of 'em ain't good."

"A man gotta have his pride, or he ain't nothin'."

"There's no substitute for experience and hard work."

"The best things in life are earned, not given."

"I don't believe in all this modern psychology mumbo jumbo."

"A man should provide for his family without complainin'."

"Patience is a virtue, but I ain't got much of it."

"I'm not sayin' I'm right all the time, but I ain't wrong very often."

"The younger generation don't know nothin' about real work."

"You can't believe everything you read in the papers."

"A woman who knows how to cook is worth her weight in gold."