All in the Family

"Life's too short to waste time on nonsense and foolishness."

"Dreams are nice, but reality is what pays the mortgage."

"Justice is supposed to protect the innocent, not reward the guilty."

"Leadership means making the hard decisions, not the popular ones."

"Power corrupts a man if he ain't careful about his principles."

"I don't understand all this newfangled philosophy stuff, but I know what's right."

"Health is the most important thing you got, and you better take care of it."

"Money don't buy happiness, but it sure helps pay the bills."

"Education is important, but common sense is more important."

"Sometimes you gotta be scared to do the right thing, and that's okay."

"There's beauty in the simple things if you know where to look."

"A man's strength comes from his convictions, not his muscles."

"Success comes from hard work, not from sitting around talking about feelings."

"You gotta be patient with people, even when they drive you crazy."

"Freedom ain't free, and anybody who says otherwise is a communist."

"The truth is simple if you just open your eyes and look around."

"Happiness comes from doing right by your family and your country."

"People these days don't respect tradition anymore, and that's the problem with society."

"A real friend sticks with you through thick and thin, no questions asked."

"You've got to have faith in something bigger than yourself, or you're lost."

"Love is more important than all the fancy ideas in the world, sweetheart."

"Work is what makes a man a man. Without work, you're nothing."

"The family is the foundation of everything in this country, and don't you forget it."

"I'm telling you, Edith, a man's got to stand up for what he believes in, even if nobody agrees with him."

"You're being a real meathead about this whole thing, Gloria."

"I'm the same person I've always been."

"These things happen, you just gotta roll with it."

"You can't make everybody happy, so don't try."

"A real man provides, and that's all there is to it."

"I got no use for fancy talk and fancy ideas."