All in the Family

"I never ask nobody for nothing."

"Things were better when people minded their own business."

"You can't buy love, no matter how much money you got."

"The only way to get anywhere is to work for it."

"A man's gotta have his principles."

"That's what I call being practical about life."

"You gotta learn to take the good with the bad in life."

"I'm telling you straight—honesty is the best policy."

"A good day's work deserves a good day's pay."

"You young people think you invented everything."

"I got my health and my job, that's enough for me."

"What's the world coming to when you can't say what you think?"

"These people don't understand American values."

"I'm not changing my mind for nobody."

"A man needs respect in his own house."

"That's the problem with society—everybody wants something for nothing."

"There's no place like home, I always say."

"I've done my duty as a father and a husband."

"This younger generation don't know the meaning of hard work."

"You can't trust what you read in the papers."

"I got nothin' against nobody, but facts are facts."

"A woman's place is making sure her man is happy."

"All this modern stuff is just making life more complicated."

"If you wanna get ahead, you gotta work twice as hard."

"Peace comes from a strong backbone, not turning the other cheek."

"I've always provided for my family, and that's what counts."

"That's what's wrong with this country—too much tolerance."

"You don't see me complaining about my lot in life."

"A happy home is a clean home."

"I'm not prejudiced, I'm just being realistic."