All in the Family

"These kids nowadays got it too easy."

"Edith, why do you always have to question everything I say?"

"A man's only as good as his word."

"Life's too short to worry about everything."

"That's the most stupid thing I ever heard."

"You're either with us or against us."

"The good old days were the best days."

"I didn't work this hard to see it all thrown away."

"Family sticks together, that's what matters."

"A working man's got to have his beer and his TV."

"That's the trouble with society today—no values, no morals."

"There's nothing wrong with making a good honest buck."

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day; teach him to fish and he eats forever."

"You can't reason with unreasonable people."

"I don't understand half the things that happen nowadays."

"This country's going to hell in a handbasket."

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

"The trouble with people today is they got no common sense."

"You gotta stand up for what you believe in, no matter what."

"I've been working hard my whole life to support this family."

"Money don't grow on trees, you know."

"These young people today don't know nothing about respect."

"A good woman knows her place is in the home."

"If God wanted us to change, he wouldn't have made us the way we are."

"Love is fine and all, but a man needs his peace and quiet."

"I'm telling you, the world's going down the tubes."

"Hard work never killed nobody, but why take the chance?"

"You can't trust anybody these days, especially them government people."

"A man's home is his castle, and I'm the king around here."

"Edith, you're driving me crazy with all this women's lib nonsense."