Beavis and Butt-Head

"Dreams are like, cool to think about when you're bored."

"Family just like, hassles you all the time."

"Success means like, having people think you're cool and like, getting laid."

"Hehehehe, that's cool."

"Education is like, a way to waste five hours a day."

"Like, why would you ever change who you are?"

"Hehehehe, I'm like, totally cool."

"Justice is like, whatever the cool kids decide it is."

"Creativity is like, when you come up with cool stuff."

"Gratitude is like, not really necessary."

"Perseverance is like, for people who can't like, quit."

"Death is like, the only way to escape from school. Hehehehe."

"Hehehehe, that's like, so dumb."

"Fear is like, something that like, wimps experience."

"Kindness is like, for people who are like, really weak."

"Like, I don't have the patience for this."

"Freedom is like, being able to do whatever you want."

"Truth is like, whatever you want it to be."

"Like, why does time have to like, move so slow?"

"Knowledge is like, only useful if it helps you get laid."

"Hehehehe, that would be like, so cool."

"Love is like, for girls and wimps."

"Life is like, this thing that happens while you're waiting for something better."

"Hehehehe, that dude is like, totally pathetic."

"Solitude is like, cool when everyone else is gone."

"Relationships are like, complicated and stuff."

"That's like, totally inspirational or something. Hehehehe."

"Like, you need motivation to like, do stuff."

"War is like, when two countries are like, really mad at each other."

"Politics is like, totally bogus."