Beavis and Butt-Head
Quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head
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"Literature is like, books and stuff. Boring."Butt-Head Literature
"Philosophy is like, for people with nothing better to do."Butt-Head Philosophy
"History is like, all old stuff that doesn't matter."Butt-Head History
"Technology is cool, but like, only if it's useful."Butt-Head Technology
"Imagination is like, a waste of brain cells."Butt-Head Imagination
"Adventure is like, when something cool happens by accident."Butt-Head Adventure
"Health is like, whatever."Butt-Head Health
"Money would be like, so cool to have."Butt-Head Money
"That guy has no power over me. Hehehehe."Butt-Head Power
"Science class is like, totally pointless."Butt-Head Science
"Art is cool if it's like, violent or something."Butt-Head Art
"Nature is like, okay I guess, but it's boring."Butt-Head Nature
"Peace is like, when everyone leaves you alone."Butt-Head Peace
"That takes like, way too much courage. Hehehehe."Butt-Head Courage
"Like, why should I care about the future?"Butt-Head Hope
"This is like, the worst day of my life. Again."Butt-Head Happiness
"Hehehehe, that's like, totally false."Butt-Head Truth
"I'm like, way smarter than I look."Butt-Head Knowledge
"That would be like, so cool if it happened."Butt-Head Dreams
"My family is like, so lame."Butt-Head Family
"Success is like, when people think you're cool."Butt-Head Success
"Hehehehe, he like, totally choked."Butt-Head Humor
"That's like, the most stupid thing I've ever heard."Butt-Head Wisdom
"Like, friendship is cool or whatever, but mostly it sucks."Butt-Head Friendship
"I don't have time for this crap."Butt-Head Time
"That was like, the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Hehehehe."Butt-Head Beauty
"Work is for like, old people and stuff."Butt-Head Work
"Music videos are like, the only good thing on TV."Butt-Head Music
"Hehehehe, like, that guy was a total wuss."Butt-Head Strength
"Change sucks. Everything should just stay the same forever."Butt-Head Change