Beavis and Butt-Head

"Butt-Head is like, my best friend and stuff. Hehehehe."

"I don't understand anything in math class."

"Hehehehe, this is like, the best day ever."

"If you're gonna do something, do it cool."

"I think about nachos a lot. Hehehehe."

"Hehehehe, that was the coolest thing I've ever seen."

"Being alone is cool because nobody bothers you."

"Relationships are like, when you like someone and they like you."

"Inspiration is like, when you get a cool idea. Hehehehe."

"Keep going even when things are hard, dude."

"War is like, when people fight. That would suck."

"Politics sucks. All politicians are like, lame."

"Literature is like, reading books. That's boring."

"Philosophy is like, thinking about stuff that doesn't matter."

"History is like, old stuff that happened. Who cares?"

"Technology rocks. Hehehehe. More stuff to watch."

"Imagination is like, thinking of stuff that's cool."

"Adventure is like, when stuff happens that's not boring."

"Health is like, not being sick. That would be cool."

"Money is cool because you can buy things with it."

"Power is like, being in charge and stuff."

"Fear is like, when you're scared of something. Hehehehe."

"Strength is like, being able to do cool stuff."

"Be nice to people or they'll like, be mean to you."

"Patience is like, waiting for something awesome to happen."

"Justice is like, when the bad guys get in trouble."

"Creativity is like, when you make stuff up. Hehehehe."

"I'm grateful for like, TV and nachos and stuff."

"You gotta keep trying even when stuff sucks."

"Death is like, scary and stuff. I don't want to think about it."