Beavis and Butt-Head

TV Show · 3 characters · 1444 quotes

Quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

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"Beauty is like, when something looks cool."
Beavis Beauty
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"Hehehehe, that was like, totally hilarious."
Beavis Humor
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"My dream is to like, not go to school ever."
Beavis Dreams
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"Work sucks. Why would you want to work?"
Beavis Work
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"A leader is like, the person who tells everyone what to do."
Beavis Leadership
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"Faith is like, believing stuff I guess."
Beavis Faith
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"Hehehehe, that guitar solo was like, awesome."
Beavis Music
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"Science class is like, the most boring thing ever."
Beavis Science
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"Art is whatever. I don't really get it."
Beavis Art
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"Nature is cool, but it has bugs and stuff."
Beavis Nature
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"Peace is like, when nobody bothers you."
Beavis Peace
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"Family is like, people you have to live with."
Beavis Family
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"Courage is like, when you're not scared. Hehehehe."
Beavis Courage
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"I hope nothing bad happens. That would suck."
Beavis Hope
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"Success is like, when stuff goes your way."
Beavis Success
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"Being happy means like, not having to do anything."
Beavis Happiness
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"Love is like, when you like somebody a lot. Hehehehe."
Beavis Love
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"School is a waste of time and stuff."
Beavis Education
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"Hehehehe, I'm like, totally awesome."
Beavis Humor
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"That would be cool if it didn't suck."
Beavis Humor
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"I don't have any dreams. I just like to watch TV."
Beavis Dreams
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"Life is like, way too confusing, dude."
Beavis Life
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"Friendship means like, doing stuff together and being cool."
Beavis Friendship
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"Why do we have to learn this stuff? We're never gonna use it."
Beavis Knowledge
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"Music is like, the best thing ever invented."
Beavis Music
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"I'm like, the coolest guy ever. Hehehehe."
Beavis
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"Change is like, totally scary and stuff."
Beavis Change
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"Hehehehe, you said 'duty'."
Beavis Humor
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"This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before."
Beavis Humor
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"I don't like school. School sucks."
Beavis Education