Beavis and Butt-Head

TV Show · 3 characters · 1444 quotes

S
Stewart 493 quotes
B
Butt-Head 486 quotes
B
Beavis 465 quotes

Quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

B
"Friendship is like, hanging with cool dudes"
Butt-Head Friendship
B
"Heh heh, success would be like, not going to school"
Butt-Head Success
B
"Solitude is like, being alone which is boring"
Butt-Head Solitude
B
"Relationships are like, trying to score with chicks"
Butt-Head Relationships
B
"Being inspired is like, seeing something that rules"
Butt-Head Inspiration
B
"Stay motivated to like, get the cool stuff"
Butt-Head Motivation
B
"War is like, cool in video games"
Butt-Head War
B
"Politics is like, totally bogus"
Butt-Head Politics
B
"Literature is like, reading books which is lame"
Butt-Head Literature
B
"Philosophy is like, too much thinking"
Butt-Head Philosophy
B
"History is like, boring old stuff"
Butt-Head History
B
"Technology rules because of like, TV and stuff"
Butt-Head Technology
B
"Imagination is cool for like, video games"
Butt-Head Imagination
B
"Adventure is like, going places and like, doing stuff"
Butt-Head Adventure
B
"Health is like, whatever man"
Butt-Head Health
B
"Money is like, what you need to buy stuff"
Butt-Head Money
B
"Power is like, being cool"
Butt-Head Power
B
"Fear is like, totally lame"
Butt-Head Fear
B
"Strength is like, not being weak"
Butt-Head Strength
B
"Being kind is like, cool I guess"
Butt-Head Kindness
B
"Patience is for like, old people"
Butt-Head Patience
B
"Justice is like, when you win"
Butt-Head Justice
B
"Creativity is like, making cool stuff"
Butt-Head Creativity
B
"Like, you should be grateful for like, having stuff"
Butt-Head Gratitude
B
"Keep trying at stuff, heh heh"
Butt-Head Perseverance
B
"Death? Like, who cares"
Butt-Head Death
B
"Beauty is subjective, but like, yeah that chick's hot"
Butt-Head Beauty
B
"Heh heh, that's funny"
Butt-Head Humor
B
"Dreams are like, whatever man"
Butt-Head Dreams
B
"Work sucks"
Butt-Head Work