Beavis and Butt-Head

TV Show · 3 characters · 1444 quotes

Quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

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"Leadership is like, being in charge of cool stuff"
Butt-Head Leadership
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"Faith in what? Like, faith in TV?"
Butt-Head Faith
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"Heh, like music that rocks is all that matters"
Butt-Head Music
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"Science is like, totally pointless"
Butt-Head Science
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"Art is cool if there's like, hot chicks in it"
Butt-Head Art
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"Nature is like, boring"
Butt-Head Nature
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"Peace out, dude"
Butt-Head Peace
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"Freedom is like, doing whatever you want"
Butt-Head Freedom
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"Truth is overrated"
Butt-Head Truth
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"Heh, heh, that rules"
Butt-Head Humor
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"Change is like, totally bogus"
Butt-Head Change
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"Like, being happy is just about not thinking too hard"
Butt-Head Happiness
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"Who needs wisdom when you've got MTV?"
Butt-Head Wisdom
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"That was like, totally cool"
Butt-Head Humor
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"I don't have time for this crap"
Butt-Head Time
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"Life is like, whatever man"
Butt-Head Life
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"Heh, you're like, really dumb sometimes"
Butt-Head Humor
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"Like, success is just about not caring what people think"
Butt-Head Success
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"This is gonna be cool"
Butt-Head
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"We're never gonna score"
Butt-Head Relationships
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"That chick was like, totally hot"
Butt-Head Relationships
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"Music videos are like, the only thing worth watching on TV"
Butt-Head Music
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"Heh heh, you said 'hard'"
Butt-Head Humor
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"Like, why do we even have to go to school? It's pointless"
Butt-Head Education
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"This sucks"
Butt-Head Humor
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"That was cool"
Butt-Head Humor
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"I'm doomed."
Stewart
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"Why is everyone laughing at me?"
Stewart
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"This is absolutely horrible."
Stewart
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"I'm going to be alone forever."
Stewart