Beavis and Butt-Head

"Do you know how embarrassing this is?"

"I'm so pathetic."

"This will never work out."

"I hate everything about myself."

"Why is everyone so mean?"

"I'm probably going to fail anyway."

"Nobody listens to me anyway."

"Maybe I should just run away."

"I'm so tired of being picked on."

"Everything I do is wrong."

"I wish I was somebody else."

"Life's not fair, and then you die."

"I give up."

"This is the worst day of my life."

"I'm never going to have a girlfriend."

"Nobody cares what I think."

"I'm like, invisible or something."

"Why does everyone hate me?"

"I hate my life."

"This is so unfair."

"Can't you guys just leave me alone?"

"I don't even know why I try anymore."

"Everyone thinks I'm a wuss."

"Maybe if I just accept that I'm a loser, it won't hurt so much."

"I'm never going to be cool, so why bother?"

"School sucks, but life sucks worse."

"My parents don't even know I exist."

"Nobody understands what it's like to be me."

"I wish I could just disappear sometimes."

"You guys are like, the worst friends ever."