Beavis and Butt-Head

"Life is like a series of humiliations, one after another."

"I'm not trying to be a dork, I just am one."

"Do you have any idea how pathetic that is?"

"Like, everything is like, so lame and boring."

"We should like, find something cool to do."

"Hehehehe, that guy was like, really cool!"

"Like, this sucks. Can we like, leave now?"

"Hehehehe, we're like, gonna be so cool."

"That would be like, the coolest thing ever."

"I like stuff that's like, cool and awesome."

"Hehehehe, cool! That was like, so cool!"

"Like, nothing ever happens. It's like, so boring."

"We're like, the coolest people ever. Hehehehe."

"Hehehehe, that was awesome! Like, really awesome!"

"Like, I wish we could like, do cool stuff all day long."

"That was like, the coolest thing I've ever seen in my whole life."

"Hehehehe, we're like, so cool."

"Like, this is the best day ever!"

"I don't like school. It's like, so lame."

"Hehehehe, that guy was like, so cool."

"Like, life is like, so hard, you know?"

"We should like, hang out and like, do cool stuff together."

"That was like, so awesome! Hehehehe!"

"I like music. Like, loud music."

"Hehehehe, cool. Like, really cool."

"Like, why does everything have to be so complicated?"

"We're like, never gonna be cool. It sucks."

"Hehehehe, that was awesome!"

"Like, everything is cool when you're like, part of a gang."

"I don't understand like, anything."