Better Call Saul

"Morality isn't negotiable."

"I believe in doing things the right way."

"You can't just ignore the rules because they're inconvenient."

"I have a condition. It's psychological, but it's very real."

"The law is sacred. It protects us all."

"I'm not just a lawyer, I'm a solution in a nice suit."

"Freedom isn't free - I'll send you the bill."

"The truth is negotiable if the price is right."

"Education doesn't guarantee success, but it gets you a better rate."

"Change is the only constant, along with legal fees."

"Courage is taking a case you know you can win."

"Hope is the last thing to abandon a losing case - but I abandon it early."

"Family is forever, just like your legal problems."

"A true friend is someone who needs your legal services."

"Success is measured in wins and billable hours."

"Happiness is a successful verdict and a paid invoice."

"Wisdom is knowing what you don't know, and charging accordingly."

"Love makes you do crazy things - I just make sure you don't get caught."

"Life is a journey, make sure you have a good lawyer for the trip."

"Solitude is when I do my best thinking about how to bill you more."

"Relationships are built on trust, but I prefer contracts."

"Inspiration strikes when opportunity knocks."

"Motivation is just incentive with better optics."

"War is politics by other means, and I prefer legal fees."

"Politics is just law without the courtroom."

"Literature is fiction, but my case law is stranger than fiction."

"Philosophy asks why, but I ask how much."

"History repeats itself, and so do my arguments."

"Technology changes, but human nature never does."

"Imagination is the only limit, but there's no limit to my imagination."