Better Call Saul

"Adventure is just another word for liability."

"Health is wealth, but wealth is also wealth."

"Money doesn't grow on trees, but it does grow in attorney fees."

"Power corrupts, but it also buys nice things."

"Fear is just another tool in the toolbox."

"Strength comes from knowing your weaknesses and exploiting theirs."

"Kindness is great, but self-interest is better."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have time for."

"Justice is blind, but I'm not - I see every angle."

"Creativity without execution is just conversation."

"I thank my clients for the opportunity to rob them."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a suit."

"Death is the only certainty, so make your mark while you can."

"Beauty fades, but a good case file lasts forever."

"Humor is the best medicine, unless you need a real one - then call me."

"Dreams without a plan are just fantasies."

"Work hard, play hard, bill even harder."

"A leader doesn't follow rules, he rewrites them."

"Faith in yourself is the first step to success."

"Music soothes the savage beast, but a good lawyer sets him free."

"Science says we're all made of atoms. I say we're all made of potential."

"Art is subjective, like evidence."

"Nature abhors a vacuum, and so do I - I fill it with billable hours."

"Peace is just a temporary ceasefire."

"I don't break the law, I just interpret it creatively."

"The strongest defense is a good offense."

"Family is complicated, like most of my cases."

"Time flies when you're billing hours."

"Knowledge is power, and power is money."

"Gratitude is good for the soul, but it doesn't pay rent."