Better Call Saul

"Power is everything in law; ethics is negotiable."

"Fear is the best motivator I know."

"Strength is knowing when to break the rules."

"Kindness gets you killed in court."

"Patience is for people who can't afford action."

"Justice is whatever the jury believes."

"Creativity is the mother of loopholes."

"Gratitude is paying your lawyer on time."

"Perseverance is what keeps you out of prison."

"Death is permanent; criminal records can be expunged."

"The only beauty in the law is a winning argument."

"Dreams are for people without debt."

"Work is what you do for money; passion is a luxury."

"Leadership means knowing who to blame when things go wrong."

"Faith is what you have when you can't afford real evidence."

"Science proves it; I exploit it."

"Art and law are both about creating convincing fictions."

"Peace is just a brief moment of silence before the next scandal."

"The truth will set you free... or bury you. It's all in the presentation."

"Time flies when you're committing crimes."

"Education teaches you the law; experience teaches you how to survive it."

"Change your identity, not your lawyer."

"Hope springs eternal, and so do my billing hours."

"Friendship is a liability in this business."

"The best defense is a good offense and an excellent CPA."

"Life's not fair, but my fees are flexible."

"Success in law isn't about justice; it's about leverage."

"Every rule has a loophole; every loophole has a price."

"Courage is what you feel right before you commit perjury."

"The greatest trick the law ever pulled was convincing people it's fair."