Better Call Saul

"A man is only as good as his word... and his ability to deny he ever said it."

"Happiness is a guilty verdict for the other side."

"Family is what you're stuck with; clients are what you choose."

"Love is temporary; a good contract is forever."

"The constitution guarantees freedom; I guarantee acquittals."

"I didn't go to law school to be ethical; I went to be rich."

"Solitude is what you get when you're under witness protection."

"Relationships are transactions; some just take longer to close."

"Inspiration comes from knowing your opponent made a mistake."

"The only motivation you need is a ticking clock and a mounting debt."

"War is just litigation with bigger weapons."

"Politics and law are the same thing with different letterhead."

"Literature? I prefer court transcripts."

"Philosophy is just expensive excuses for bad behavior."

"History is written by the winners and their expensive lawyers."

"Technology makes it easier to document your crimes."

"Imagination is the difference between a misdemeanor and a felony."

"Adventure is what you find when you're running from the cops."

"Health is important, but not as important as winning."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy reasonable doubt."

"Power corrupts, but it looks good in a tailored suit."

"Real strength is knowing exactly who to threaten."

"Kindness is nice, but a signed contract is nicer."

"Patience is a virtue I can't afford."

"Justice delayed is justice I can keep billing for."

"Creativity in the law is called 'finding loopholes.'"

"Gratitude is what you feel when the jury votes not guilty."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a retainer agreement."

"Death and taxes are certain; getting out of trouble is negotiable."

"Beauty fades, but a good legal precedent lasts forever."