BoJack Horseman

"Money makes everything possible, including reinvention."

"Power is the only language people understand."

"Fear is just another emotion to master."

"Strength comes from never showing vulnerability."

"Kindness is a weakness disguised as virtue."

"Patience is for people without talent."

"Justice is whatever serves my interests."

"Creativity is just intelligence with discipline."

"I'm grateful only for the things I've earned."

"Perseverance isn't about being nice; it's about being ruthless."

"Death is the one thing I won't have to worry about if I'm remembered."

"Beauty fades, but a good performance lasts forever."

"Humor is a tool I use to manipulate people."

"Dreams are only worth pursuing if they make you famous."

"Work is my life, and I wouldn't have it any other way."

"Leadership means making the hard decisions others won't."

"Faith in yourself is the only religion you need."

"Music is nice, but applause sounds better."

"I don't care about science unless it makes me look younger."

"Art is subjective, but my career isn't."

"Nature is beautiful, but achievement is more beautiful."

"Peace is boring. I prefer the drama."

"Freedom is doing exactly what you want, regardless of consequences."

"I tell the truth, even when it hurts."

"Time waits for no one, especially not in this industry."

"Knowledge is power, and I hoard both."

"Education is overrated when you have raw talent."

"Change is inevitable, but I adapt faster than most."

"It takes courage to be as honest as I am."

"Hope is just another word for delusion."