BoJack Horseman

"I love my girlfriend and we do adult activities together regularly."

"Today I did a very successful business transaction."

"I have been doing adult things for many years now."

"Is it normal for an adult man to have such excellent bone density?"

"I enjoy watching the television program that is made for adults."

"I'm going to go eat some hay. I can make it last as long as I want."

"Hello fellow adult. I too enjoy the consumption of alcohol beverages."

"I went to stock market today. I did a business."

"Three adult men in a trench coat? That's just how I normally am."

"I am a regular adult man doing adult things like drinking alcohol and going to the stock market."

"I just want to be okay."

"I'm done making excuses for myself."

"The past doesn't define you. Your choices do."

"I'm sorry for being a disappointment."

"I can't keep living like this."

"Sometimes the kindest thing you can do is tell the truth."

"I'm afraid that I'm fundamentally broken."

"I've made so many mistakes. I don't know if I can fix them."

"Maybe there's still hope for me."

"I'm tired of disappointing people."

"I just want to feel something other than pain."

"The world doesn't owe me anything."

"I'm sorry for being so selfish."

"I've learned that running from your problems doesn't work."

"Every decision I make is a chance to be better or worse."

"I'm afraid of being forgotten."

"I can't undo the past, but I can try to make the future better."

"Maybe I'm not as bad as I think I am."

"I need help. I can't do this by myself."

"What's the point of being alive if you're just going to hurt people?"