BoJack Horseman

"I've built my career on one simple principle: never show weakness."

"If you want something done right, you either do it yourself or find someone desperate enough."

"I don't do guilt. Guilt is for people with time to waste."

"The saddest part of this business is watching talented people waste their potential."

"I survive by knowing when to fight and when to fold."

"Being a mother made me realize that I'm not always the smartest person in the room."

"I've found that honesty is overrated, but consistency is everything."

"The entertainment industry is built on the backs of people willing to sell their souls."

"I don't believe in fairy tales. I believe in hard work and strategic partnerships."

"Every scar tells a story about who you used to be and who you're becoming."

"I learned early on that people will disappoint you. The trick is not to let it surprise you."

"The hardest part of my job isn't dealing with difficult actors. It's dealing with myself."

"Motherhood taught me that you can love someone and still want to strangle them."

"I've always believed that you make your own luck by being prepared."

"In this town, your reputation is your currency. Spend it wisely."

"You can't fix broken if you're not willing to look at the cracks."

"A good agent is part therapist, part lawyer, part miracle worker."

"I don't do failure. I do setbacks that become comebacks."

"The key to happiness is managing expectations - yours and everyone else's."

"I've learned that betrayal hurts more when it comes from someone you trusted."

"Success doesn't mean anything if you're alone at the top."

"I made a choice to be a mother, and that means I'm never really off the clock."

"People don't want the truth. They want to feel good about themselves."

"Every client I sign is a reflection of me. So I only sign winners."

"I've been fired, I've been broke, and I've been both at the same time. You learn to adapt."

"The entertainment industry doesn't care about your feelings. It cares about your bank account."

"Love is a con game. But it's the only game worth playing."

"I didn't get where I am by being nice. I got here by being good at my job."

"You know what they say about second chances - they're usually worse than the first time."

"I'm not a horse, I'm a woman who happens to be a horse agent in Hollywood."