BoJack Horseman

"Today I went to the adult store and purchased an adult thing."

"I like money. I have a lot of money."

"Let me tell you about the time I did a business deal."

"I have the football under one arm and the business briefcase under the other."

"I appreciate the regular size beer and a lady to talk to about normal stuff."

"Three adult things happened to me today."

"I'm going to the business factory."

"Hello fellow adults, let us do adult things."

"I went to the stock market today. I did a stock market."

"Today I did a capitalism."

"I am Vincent Adultman and I like to do a business."

"I want to matter. I want to mean something to someone."

"We're all just trying to survive."

"I can't keep doing this to myself."

"People want to believe in the best version of me. I keep disappointing them."

"I don't know how to be happy."

"That's the real tragedy - not dying, but wasting your life."

"I'm sorry for who I am."

"Every day is a chance to do better. I usually don't take it."

"I've made peace with being alone."

"Maybe the real problem is me."

"I want to be better. I just don't know if I can be."

"Everyone leaves eventually."

"I'm broken and I don't know how to be fixed."

"The world doesn't care about my problems."

"I can't force people to stay in my life."

"Love means vulnerability. That's what scares me."

"I'm trying to be the person I want to be."

"I've wasted my whole life."

"Pain is inevitable. How you deal with it matters."