BoJack Horseman

"Knowledge is power but it doesn't make you happy."

"I wish someone had taught me about life."

"Everything changes and nothing stays good."

"Courage is just doing it even when you're terrified."

"You have to have hope, even when you don't."

"Friends come and go but you're stuck with yourself."

"Success tastes like nothing when you're alone."

"I'd do anything for real love."

"Wisdom comes from making a lot of mistakes."

"Being happy is like... impossible."

"Hope is a dangerous thing to have."

"My family never really knew me."

"You can motivate yourself but you still end up here."

"War is what happens when love dies."

"Politics is just rich people fighting."

"Books are better than real life."

"Philosophy doesn't help you feel better."

"History just repeats itself over and over."

"I don't understand how technology helps anything."

"Imagination is the only escape route."

"Adventure sounds better in theory."

"Health is something you take for granted."

"Money can't buy you a real life."

"Power corrupts everyone, eventually."

"Fear is what keeps us from living."

"I'm not as strong as people think I am."

"Kindness is rarer than you'd think."

"You have to be patient with broken people."

"Justice doesn't exist, it's all just luck."

"Creating something means putting yourself into it."