BoJack Horseman

"School taught me nothing about life."

"Every change is a small death and a small rebirth."

"Being courageous means being terrified but doing it anyway."

"Hope is the most dangerous drug of all."

"Family shows you who you are, whether you like it or not."

"Real friends tell you what you need to hear, not what you want to hear."

"Success built on lies will always crumble."

"Happiness is a moment, not a destination."

"The wise thing is recognizing you're not wise."

"Love without honesty is just an illusion."

"Sometimes I feel like I'm the main character in a tragedy."

"Solitude can be peaceful or terrifying, depending on your mood."

"Relationships are the hardest thing to get right."

"Inspiration can strike at any moment if you're paying attention."

"Motivation comes and goes, but discipline is what matters."

"War is what happens when people stop talking to each other."

"Politics is a game played by people who don't care about regular folks."

"Literature shows us we're not alone in our struggles."

"Philosophy is just fancy thinking about stuff that matters."

"History repeats itself because we never learn from our mistakes."

"Technology connects us and isolates us at the same time."

"Imagination is the only unlimited resource we have."

"Adventure is out there if you're brave enough to find it."

"Health is wealth, and I've spent mine recklessly."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes life easier."

"Power corrupts, but the lack of power is its own kind of torture."

"Fear is just a feeling, you don't have to let it control you."

"Strength isn't about how hard you can hit, it's about how hard you can get hit."

"Kindness is the rarest currency out there."

"Patience is a virtue I never learned."