Catch-22

"Some men deserve to die."

"That's the thing about war - you never really know who the enemy is."

"I'll make you Major for this."

"I would die for you, but I won't kill for you."

"That's a secret."

"The enemy is anybody that's going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on."

"Every victim deserves a good death."

"I'm going to live forever or die trying."

"Good God, I'm a miser."

"You're a two-faced, double-dealing, smooth-talking, charming, deceptive son of a bitch."

"Everything was fine as long as you could laugh at it."

"You're wasting your time."

"A man is crazy if he goes to a doctor when he's sick."

"Catch-22 says I can do anything I want to do, but I can't do anything I want to do."

"Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions."

"I want to stop living."

"I must think of some way to save myself."

"The best things in life are free."

"I'll do anything to escape this war."

"The only problem is, nobody will believe me."

"I want to live."

"If something is bad, people will eat it up."

"I don't have to be crazy to be loyal."

"Some day I'll die and some day you'll die."

"Bologna or not, I don't like Sartre anyway."

"I'm not running away from my responsibilities. I'm running away from your war."

"Some people are worth defending."

"It was all a lie—there was no God."

"The only things worth dying for, it seems, are things worth living for."

"I know that I haven't lived yet."