Catch-22

"I'm the only one in the world."

"When I look up, I see people cashing in."

"I'm not running away from my responsibilities. I'm running TO them."

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that very existence of that world is a form of rebellion."

"Bombardiers are sensual giants."

"Catch-22 says I can do anything I want to do, but I can't do anything else."

"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on."

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you."

"I'm going to live forever, or die in the attempt."

"The only things growing in the ward were my nightmares."

"You're a disgrace to the uniform."

"Insanity is contagious."

"That's some catch, that Catch-22."

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that very existence of such a world is a form of victory."

"Good God, I'm a captain!"

"Just tell them you're not going to fly anymore missions, and see what happens."

"Some people are worth it."

"Snowden is dead. That much I know."

"I would die for my country, but I will not let my country die for me."

"As Corbett would say, the real problem is that no one takes the Bible seriously anymore."

"You're a lousy softball player."

"The best things in life are worth waiting for."

"There is nothing funny about this."

"Some people are worth saving."

"I will not run away anymore."

"You must be joking."

"The country needs you."

"I'm not insane, you are."

"The world is crazy."

"I don't know what you're talking about."