Cheers

"Life's greatest moments often come when you least expect them."

"Sometimes the hardest thing to do is admit you were wrong."

"A good friend will tell you what you need to hear, not what you want to hear."

"Success isn't about being the smartest person in the room."

"You can't control everything, but you can control how you respond to it."

"The best relationships are built on honesty and a little bit of humor."

"Life's too short to spend it worrying about what other people think."

"Sometimes you just gotta take a chance and see where it leads you."

"Existence is what happens between disappointments."

"The purpose of life is to make sense of our inevitable failure."

"Solitude is my natural state and I've perfected the art."

"Every relationship is a study in tolerance and selective amnesia."

"Inspiration is overrated; perspiration is underappreciated."

"Motivation is what you feel when you have nowhere else to go."

"War is when diplomacy admits its failures with explosions."

"Politics is proof that the ambitious lack substance."

"Literature is the most civilized form of human complaint."

"Philosophy asks questions; therapy charges by the hour."

"History repeats because humans never learn—which is consistent."

"Imagination is thought's way of escaping reality."

"Adventure is what you call danger in retrospect."

"Health is a state of being well enough to enjoy your neuroses."

"Money isn't everything, but it's spectacularly better than nothing."

"Power is the only honest human motivation."

"Fear keeps us from becoming our worst selves—occasionally."

"Kindness is often just strategic niceness."

"Patience rewards the persistent and punishes the capable."

"Justice is a luxury for societies that can afford it."

"Creativity is making connections others are too conventional to see."

"Gratitude suggests a debt one hadn't intended to incur."