Cheers

"Freedom is the burden of choosing your own failures."

"Time is the cruelest mistress of all."

"Knowledge without application is merely expensive air."

"Education is wasted on people incapable of learning."

"Change is inevitable; resistance is just more interesting."

"Courage is often just desperation with better marketing."

"Hope is for people without the intelligence to accept reality."

"Family is where the dysfunction is deepest."

"Friendship requires a certain baseline of emotional availability I rarely possess."

"Death is simply nature's way of saying hello."

"I find people fascinating—like bacteria under a microscope."

"The truth is vastly overrated as a conversational tool."

"Success is measured not by what you've accomplished, but by how many people you've made feel inadequate."

"Love is merely the intersection of two neuroses."

"I don't suffer from neuroses—I enjoy every minute of them."

"The key to happiness is accepting that life will disappoint you."

"Psychiatry is the only profession where you can be consistently wrong and still get paid."

"I'm not a woman, I'm a force of nature."

"Change, though uncomfortable, is always necessary."

"Courage is contagious when demonstrated by one."

"Hope is the anchor that keeps us from drowning."

"Death gives life its preciousness and urgency."

"Beauty reminds us why existence is worthwhile."

"Humor is the civilized response to life's absurdities."

"Dreams deferred are dreams that die unlived."

"Work is noble when it contributes to the greater good."

"The art of leadership is knowing when to listen."

"Literature preserves the human spirit for posterity."

"Philosophy is the love of wisdom made manifest."

"History is replete with lessons for the attentive."