Cheers

"Courage is admitting you're an alcoholic at Cheers."

"Change is inevitable, like my liver damage."

"Success is relative, I've never been better off."

"The best relationships are the ones that don't interfere with bar time."

"Work hard so you can afford to drink hard."

"A friend is someone who calls before showing up at your bar."

"Life's too short to drink bad beer."

"Wisdom is knowing the bartender's name."

"Happiness is a warm beer and good company."

"Love is when she remembers your drink order."

"Humor is tragedy plus time, or plus drinks."

"My greatest achievement is maintaining my bar schedule."

"Faith is believing tomorrow will be better than today."

"Nature is nice, but the bar is nicer."

"Technology can't improve the simple pleasure of a drink with friends."

"War is hell, peace is a beer with your enemies."

"Politics ruins friendships, but beer repairs them."

"Literature is good, but it's no match for a good conversation."

"History is made at bars like this one."

"Science says you shouldn't drink too much, science is wrong."

"Music makes life beautiful, beer makes music beautiful."

"Justice is subjective, especially after a few drinks."

"Creativity peaks around the second beer."

"The truth is out there, but I'm staying in here."

"Death and taxes - the only two certainties, besides my bar tab."

"Patience is a virtue, but not in line for a drink."

"Solitude is overrated when you've got a good bar."

"Inspiration comes from the bottom of a beer glass."

"Motivation is that feeling you get around happy hour."

"Power corrupts, absolute power means free drinks at the bar."