Cheers

"Cheers is my second home, the bar is my first."

"Work? That's what I do to afford my drinking habit."

"I don't have to be smart, I have to be happy."

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."

"I'm in a glass case of emotion."

"Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the peanuts."

"It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear."

"The best things in life aren't free - they cost money."

"Solitude is what you need to forget about everyone else."

"Relationships are just agreements to tolerate each other."

"Inspiration is plagiarism you feel good about."

"Motivation is just fear of failure with a smile."

"War settles arguments with finality."

"Politics is organized lying."

"Literature is reality with better dialogue."

"Philosophy is thinking about thinking."

"History is just gossip about dead people."

"Technology makes life easier until it breaks down."

"Imagination is the playground of people with too much time."

"Adventure is what you call disaster when you survive it."

"Health is important until you get sick, then it's essential."

"Money is the only thing that talks loud enough for me to hear."

"Power is the ability to make people do what you want."

"Fear is just excitement without the fun."

"Strength is knowing your weaknesses and not showing them."

"Kindness is just manipulation with manners."

"Patience is a virtue for people without options."

"Justice is whatever you can afford to make it."

"Creativity is making the old seem new."

"Gratitude is the price of admission to polite society."