Cheers

"Literature is life without the boring parts."

"Philosophy is asking questions you'll never answer."

"History repeats itself because people never learn the first time."

"Technology is just old ideas with better packaging."

"Imagination is what keeps you from going crazy when life gets boring."

"Adventure is what you call it when things go wrong and you survive."

"Health is wealth, but wealth is more fun."

"Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely - I should know."

"Fear is just an invitation to do something dangerous."

"Strength isn't about muscles, it's about not showing your weakness."

"Justice is whatever the person with the most money says it is."

"Creativity is just stealing ideas and making them look different."

"Gratitude is something you show when you want something else."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better marketing team."

"Death is the only appointment you can't reschedule."

"Humor is the best medicine, except for actual medicine."

"Dreams are what keep you going when reality gets too real."

"Leadership is knowing when to tell people what to do and when to get out of their way."

"Faith is believing in something you can't see or prove."

"Music is the only thing that makes sense in a senseless world."

"Science can explain everything except why men are so stupid."

"Art is just expensive decoration, but I like expensive things."

"Nature doesn't care about your problems, so why should you?"

"Peace is something you make with your enemies, not your friends."

"The truth will set you free, but first it'll make you miserable."

"Time is the one thing you can't buy back, no matter how rich you are."

"Knowledge is power, but wisdom is knowing when to keep your mouth shut."

"Education is what separates the smart people from the ones who work for me."

"Change is inevitable, but that doesn't mean you have to like it."

"Courage isn't being fearless, it's being scared and doing it anyway."