Cheers

"Hope is what gets you through the day when everything else falls apart."

"Family is like a bad habit - you can't shake them."

"The best revenge is living well and making them jealous."

"Patience is a virtue I've never had time for."

"I don't believe in luck, I believe in knowing the right people."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."

"Work is just something you do until you can retire and do nothing."

"The truth is, most people aren't worth lying to."

"I've had more relationships than some people have had jobs."

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery more comfortable."

"You want my advice? Don't take my advice."

"The real power is knowing when to use your mouth and when to use your hands."

"I've seen it all, done it all, and most of it I'd rather forget."

"Friendship is the only thing that lasts longer than most marriages."

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach him to bark louder."

"I've buried more husbands than most cemeteries."

"Men are like coffee - they're much better when they're hot."

"The best thing about getting older is that you stop caring what people think."

"I didn't get where I am by being nice to people."

"Love is just a four-letter word, but so is pain."

"You want to know the secret to life? Don't ask me, I'm still figuring it out."

"I've got more experience than most people have had hot dinners, and that's saying something."

"Courage is continuing when you want to quit."

"Hope is the luxury of the optimist."

"Family drama is better than family silence."

"The best lessons come from the hardest times."

"Solitude is where you find yourself."

"Relationships require vulnerability and trust."

"Inspiration is the spark; work is the fire."

"Motivation comes from within; inspiration comes from outside."