Cheers

"Perseverance is just refusing to admit defeat."

"Death is the one appointment I'm actually looking forward to."

"Dreams are reality with the boring parts removed."

"Work is just life with a paycheck attached."

"Leadership is taking credit and avoiding blame."

"Faith is betting your life on something you can't prove."

"Music is the universal language that proves everyone's confused."

"Science is just guessing with equations."

"Art is worthless unless someone with money says it's not."

"Nature is beautiful when you're looking at it from your house."

"Peace is just war with better PR."

"Freedom is the ability to do what you want without consequences."

"Truth is subjective, especially if you have a good lawyer."

"Time waits for no one, so you better move fast."

"Knowledge without wisdom is just trivia."

"Education is wasted on the young."

"Change is the only thing that stays the same."

"Courage is being terrified and doing it anyway."

"Hope dies last, which is why I bury it early."

"Family doesn't have to be blood - it can be people you choose to tolerate."

"Friendship means you can say anything and still be forgiven."

"Success is the best way to prove people wrong."

"Love is temporary, but a good investment portfolio is forever."

"The only thing constant in life is that I'm always right."

"I've learned more from my mistakes than my successes."

"Happiness is a moving target that gets further away the closer you get."

"Inspiration is just desperation with good timing."

"Motivation comes from knowing what you want and who's in your way."

"War is hell, but at least it's honest about what it is."

"Politics is like a bad marriage - you're stuck with it whether you like it or not."