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"Money can't buy happiness, but it buys everything else."

"History repeats itself, and I'm making it happen again."

"Science is just magic we don't understand yet."

"Art is dead, and I killed it."

"Beauty is subjective, but I am objectively superior."

"Change is inevitable, but I am eternal."

"Life is a game, and I'm winning."

"I am the king of this school."

"Fear is for the weak-minded."

"I've made mistakes, but they were all intentional."

"The world doesn't deserve my genius."

"Knowledge is power, and I am all-powerful."

"Success is for people who lack imagination."

"I'm a teacher, a mentor, a friend."

"Time is a construct of the weak."

"I've forgotten more than you'll ever know."

"Everything I do, I do for my students."

"I know what you're thinking, but I'm not crazy."

"Chang is a man of mystery and intrigue."

"I'm going to be a teacher. A real teacher."

"You're all idiots and I'm a god."

"The problem with society is we've removed consequences."

"I'm in a wheelchair."

"Pop pop!"

"If you have to ask, you're streets behind."

"I'm streets ahead."

"You're going to have to speak up, I'm wearing a sweater."

"I'm not a human being, I'm a Duane 'The Rock' Johnson."

"That's what I believe in."

"You're my best friend."