Courage the Cowardly Dog

"Sometimes being brave means doing what's right even when you're shaking inside."

"I may be scared, but I won't let my friends down."

"Courage, the things that scare us the most are often the things worth facing."

"This is utter madness!"

"Muriel, I need my medicine!"

"That's the last straw!"

"Why must the universe conspire against me?"

"I don't have time for your nonsense!"

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."

"Strength comes from perseverance through trials."

"Kindness is often taken advantage of."

"That mutt tests every ounce of my patience."

"Change is inevitable and usually unwelcome."

"Courage without wisdom is just recklessness."

"Hope keeps the foolish going forward."

"Family is both a blessing and a curse."

"Friendship is a burden I don't need."

"The truth is often painful and unwanted."

"I've learned more from failures than success."

"Adventure brings nothing but heartache."

"Freedom comes with the price of responsibility."

"Happiness is just a fleeting illusion."

"Muriel is the only thing keeping me sane."

"That dog is the cross I must bear."

"I've sacrificed everything for peace."

"This household would crumble without me."

"I'm not getting any younger."

"Philosophy never solved anyone's problems."

"Literature is for those with time to waste."

"Nature is beautiful when it leaves me alone."