Courage the Cowardly Dog

"I've earned my rest and relaxation."

"That dog is a walking disaster."

"What would I do without Muriel?"

"I value my solitude above all things."

"My life has been nothing but chaos since you arrived."

"I didn't come this far to give up now."

"This is all your fault, you fleabag!"

"I'm a patient man, but there are limits."

"Leave me alone to die in peace."

"Nonsense and poppycock!"

"I demand respect in my own home!"

"That's the dumbest thing I ever heard."

"Get away before you cost me money!"

"I pay the bills around here!"

"Why must fate torment me so?"

"That dog brings nothing but bad luck."

"I've seen enough weirdness to last a lifetime."

"Muriel, control that beast!"

"That's what I get for being nice."

"I don't have time for your foolishness."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Stop sniffing around my business!"

"I earned my peace and quiet."

"Don't bother me with your problems, dog."

"Why must I suffer so?"

"That mutt better not scratch my furniture."

"I've had enough of this tomfoolery!"

"What kind of fool would go looking for danger?"

"Get outta my sight before I lose my temper!"

"Bah! Humbug to your heroics!"