Daria

"Beauty fades, but intelligence is forever."

"Peace of mind is worth more than any drama."

"Freedom means making your own choices, even if others disapprove."

"The truth might hurt, but lies hurt worse in the long run."

"Time waits for no one, so make every moment count."

"Knowledge is power, but looking good is also important."

"Change is inevitable, so you might as well look good while it's happening."

"It takes real courage to be yourself when everyone expects you to be someone else."

"Hope is what keeps you believing things will get better, even when everything is going wrong."

"My family may be dysfunctional, but at least they're consistently dysfunctional."

"Friendship means accepting people even when they're being completely annoying."

"Success isn't about being the smartest person in the room. It's about knowing how to work the room."

"Love is great and all, but have you ever had the perfect outfit?"

"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate your efforts."

"Fashion is a form of self-expression, and anyone who says otherwise is probably wearing khakis."

"I'm not just a pretty face, I actually have a brain. It's just usually focused on more important things than homework."

"Social interaction is overrated and exhausting."

"I think the problem is that reality doesn't meet my expectations."

"If you're waiting for me to care, you're going to be disappointed."

"The only constant in life is change, which is why I hate life."

"I don't have a problem with people. I have a problem with people."

"Why do people insist on being so... people-like?"

"I'm not being cold. I'm being realistic about human nature."

"Optimism is just denial with better marketing."

"I prefer my own company to most people's."

"The human race is fundamentally flawed."

"I'm not trying to be difficult. I'm just trying to be honest."

"Most people are like a bad TV show—predictable and ultimately forgettable."

"I don't see the point in pretending to be happy when I'm not."

"If I seemed depressed before, I'm sorry. I was just being myself."