Daria

"Money can't buy happiness, but it helps."

"I'm not as shallow as people think."

"Friendship is important to me."

"I can't help that I'm attractive."

"Sometimes I actually think about things."

"I deserve the best things in life."

"Fashion is my passion."

"My parents don't understand me."

"I know what I want, and I go after it."

"Being perfect is exhausting."

"I have a reputation to maintain."

"It's not my fault I'm popular."

"People are always trying to change me."

"I can be nice when I want to be."

"Shopping is like, my favorite sport."

"My hair is a lot of work."

"I'm actually smart, I just choose not to show it."

"Like, whatever."

"Why should I care what anyone thinks?"

"I'm not dumb, I just don't apply myself."

"I've learned that you can't control other people. You can only control yourself."

"I'm not evil. I'm just efficient."

"Sometimes I wonder if anyone really knows me at all."

"I'd rather die than admit I was wrong."

"I don't do humble. It's not in my nature."

"I make my own rules. Everyone else just follows them."

"I've never lost a battle of wills."

"The world needs people like me. Otherwise, it would be boring."

"I'm too busy being fabulous to worry about other people's problems."

"I don't care what people think... as long as they're thinking about me."