Good Omens
Quotes from Good Omens
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"War is Hell. So is peace sometimes."The Narrator War
"Better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven."Crowley Power
"The world is going to end and we're not in it."Aziraphale Fear
"Ineffability is a wonderful word."The Narrator
"I could do you a nice line in hellfire and damnation."Crowley Humor
"Whatever else he was, God was not a sentimental fool."The Narrator Philosophy
"Nice to see you, to see you nice."Crowley Humor
"The book of life's short chapter read by fools are fast forgotten."The Narrator Time
"I'm not actually a demon. I'm a fallen angel. There's a difference."Crowley
"You can't trust demons. They're all liars."Aziraphale Truth
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."Aziraphale Humor
"An angel who didn't want to serve Heaven and a demon who didn't want to serve Hell."The Narrator Friendship
"It is often better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness, although the results are much the same."The Narrator Wisdom
"The End of the World was postponed not because of divine intervention but because someone forgot to pay attention."The Narrator Humor
"There is no such thing as good or evil, only consequences."The Narrator
"Books have a way of surviving even when the world doesn't."Aziraphale Literature
"The secret to survival is to be useful to the people in charge."Crowley Wisdom
"In the end, nothing is ever as bad as you fear it will be."The Narrator Hope
"A snake is just a demon who decided to stay."The Narrator
"The problem with being good is that it attracts a certain type of attention."Aziraphale
"Children are far more likely to believe in a prophecy than adults are."The Narrator Imagination
"The Armageddon was going to happen whether anyone wanted it to or not."The Narrator
"There is something almost holy about doing things badly on purpose."Crowley Wisdom
"The business of running Hell is remarkably similar to running a small business."The Narrator Work
"Friendship between a demon and an angel is impossible in theory but achievable in practice."The Narrator Friendship
"The Apocalypse is like a very large book with only two possible endings."The Narrator
"Paradise is not a place but an agreement about how things should be."The Narrator Philosophy
"The invention of the internal combustion engine was definitely not demonic; it was purely human inspiration."Crowley Humor
"Demonic influence is most effective when it looks like human choice."The Narrator Power
"A bookshop is not just a place; it's a state of mind."Aziraphale Art