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"Science explains the what, but not the why we're all so confused."

"Art is just organized chaos with better lighting."

"Nature doesn't judge, which is honestly nice for a change."

"Peace of mind costs extra, apparently."

"Freedom is just responsibility you haven't regretted yet."

"The truth is usually less interesting than the story you make up about it."

"Time moves faster when you're avoiding something important."

"Education teaches you facts, but life teaches you how to deal with awkward silences."

"Change is inevitable, so you might as well change into something comfortable."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations strategically."

"Friendship is accepting someone even when they're being completely ridiculous."

"I've learned that most people are just making it up as they go along."

"Success is 90% showing up and 10% pretending you know what's happening."

"You have to embrace your own weirdness or someone else will do it for you."

"Life is just a series of awkward moments strung together with coffee."

"I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm also not saying I'm not."

"Solitude is peaceful until you remember why you're alone."

"Relationships are just agreements not to be alone together."

"Inspiration is rare and when it comes, you should take notes."

"Motivation is just fear of failure."

"War settles nothing except who dies."

"Politics is the art of lying convincingly."

"Literature is emotions on paper."

"Philosophy is thoughts that don't pay rent."

"History shows we never learn."

"Technology is making life harder while pretending to help."

"Imagination beats reality every time."

"Adventure is just bad luck with better stories."

"Health is wealth, but beer tastes better."

"Money is the root of all solutions."