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"Friendship means someone who puts up with your nonsense."
Coach McGuirk Friendship
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"Success is relative to how low you set your goals."
Coach McGuirk Success
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"Happiness is overrated. Comfortable numbness is better."
Coach McGuirk Happiness
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"Wisdom is just experience without the trauma, so I don't have any."
Coach McGuirk Wisdom
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"Love is painful, but being alone is worse."
Coach McGuirk Love
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"The secret to life is faking it till you make it."
Coach McGuirk Life
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"Solitude is just loneliness with a better attitude."
Coach McGuirk Solitude
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"Relationships are hard, especially with yourself."
Coach McGuirk Relationships
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"Inspiration comes and goes like soccer seasons."
Coach McGuirk Inspiration
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"Motivation is temporary, like my enthusiasm for coaching."
Coach McGuirk Motivation
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"War is what happens when people stop talking and start yelling."
Coach McGuirk War
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"Politics is ruining everything, but what are you gonna do?"
Coach McGuirk Politics
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"Literature is just people complaining in fancy words."
Coach McGuirk Literature
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"Philosophy is thinking about stuff that doesn't matter."
Coach McGuirk Philosophy
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"History repeats itself because we don't pay attention."
Coach McGuirk History
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"Technology is great until it fails, which is always."
Coach McGuirk Technology
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"Imagination is what gets you through when reality sucks."
Coach McGuirk Imagination
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"Adventure is just a disaster that hasn't happened yet."
Coach McGuirk Adventure
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"Health is something you take for granted until it's gone."
Coach McGuirk Health
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it helps."
Coach McGuirk Money
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"Power corrupts, but it's still worth pursuing."
Coach McGuirk Power
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"Fear is just excitement with negative press."
Coach McGuirk Fear
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"Strength comes from within, or possibly from steroids."
Coach McGuirk Strength
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"Kindness is treating people like you want to be treated, or better."
Coach McGuirk Kindness
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"Patience is waiting for things while being angry about it."
Coach McGuirk Patience
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"Justice is whatever the referee decides."
Coach McGuirk Justice
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"Creativity is just doing things wrong and calling it art."
Coach McGuirk Creativity
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"Gratitude is appreciating the small things, like functioning knees."
Coach McGuirk Gratitude
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"Perseverance is showing up even when you know you'll lose."
Coach McGuirk Perseverance
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"Death is just like getting cut from the team, but permanent."
Coach McGuirk Death