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"I've learned that the best plans are the ones you don't make."

"Solitude is underrated until you're actually alone."

"Relationships are just learning to tolerate someone's weirdness long-term."

"Inspiration strikes like lightning, usually at inconvenient times."

"Motivation is what you need when you don't want to do something."

"War settles things, but the settlement never sticks."

"Politics is sports for people with too much opinion."

"Literature lets you live other people's lives without the commitment."

"Philosophy is just asking questions nobody can answer."

"History repeats itself because nobody was paying attention."

"Technology makes life easier and infinitely more complicated."

"Imagination is the only escape route you always have access to."

"Adventure is just a fancy word for getting lost intentionally."

"Health is important until you realize how boring it is."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy the illusion of it."

"Power corrupts, but so does powerlessness in a different way."

"Fear keeps you from doing stupid things, which is mostly good."

"Strength isn't about muscles; it's about not crying in public."

"Kindness is free, but sometimes rudeness is worth the price."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have time for."

"Justice is whatever the person in charge decides it is."

"Creativity is what happens when you have nothing better to do."

"Gratitude is nice, but I prefer sarcasm."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with better branding."

"Death is just the ultimate excuse to get out of plans."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I'm not looking."

"Humor is how you survive when things get too real."

"Dreams are great until you have to wake up and deal with reality."

"Work is what you do to afford the life you don't have time to live."

"Leadership is just being willing to go first and look stupid."