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"Education is important, but so is knowing when to just wing it."

"Change happens whether you want it to or not, so you might as well make jokes about it."

"It takes courage to admit you have no idea what you're doing."

"Hope is that weird feeling you get when you think maybe things won't be terrible."

"Family is complicated, which is probably why we need so many therapy sessions."

"Real friendship is when someone knows you're a mess and sticks around anyway."

"I've learned that the key to success is doing stuff until something works."

"Happiness is mostly about lowering your expectations and then being pleasantly surprised."

"You can't control what other people think, but you can control how many times you think about what they're thinking."

"Life is just a series of awkward moments strung together with occasional snacks."

"I'm not saying I'm the best at everything, but I'm definitely better at some things than other people."

"Solitude is where you figure out who you actually are."

"Relationships require constant maintenance or they fall apart."

"Inspiration without action is just daydreaming."

"Motivation is a myth invented to make people feel bad."

"War is just diplomacy failing dramatically."

"Politics would be funny if it wasn't so serious."

"Literature is proof that other people are just as weird as you."

"Philosophy is thinking hard about stuff that doesn't matter."

"History doesn't repeat, but it rhymes constantly."

"Technology was supposed to make life simpler."

"Imagination is the cheapest vacation available."

"Adventure is what you call it when things go wrong far from home."

"Health is wealth until you realize you're wasting it anyway."

"Money solves problems until it creates new ones."

"Power is easier to grab than to keep."

"Fear is just your brain trying to keep you alive."

"True strength is admitting you're not that strong."

"Kindness costs nothing, which is why people don't do it more."

"Patience is something you pretend to have."