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"Technology is supposed to make life easier, but mostly it just adds new ways to worry."

"Imagination is the only thing that makes reality tolerable."

"Adventure is when something interesting happens to you, intentionally or not."

"Health is something you appreciate once you've lost it."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy stuff that distracts you from being sad."

"Power is awesome until you realize everyone expects something from you."

"Fear is just your body telling you that something matters."

"Strength isn't about being tough; it's about not falling apart completely."

"Kindness costs nothing, which is probably why people are so stingy with it."

"Patience is a virtue I don't have and probably never will."

"Justice is what everyone thinks they deserve but nobody thinks they actually deserve."

"Creativity is the ability to connect things nobody else thinks go together."

"I'm grateful for a lot of things, mostly the ones I don't have to pay for."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with better PR."

"Death is something nobody wants to talk about but everybody thinks about anyway."

"Beauty is subjective, which is why I can have terrible taste and still be right."

"Humor is how you survive things that aren't actually funny."

"Dreams are just your brain's way of telling you what you're worried about."

"Work is what you do when you'd rather be doing literally anything else."

"A good leader is someone who admits when they have no idea what's happening."

"Faith is believing in stuff you can't prove, which is basically my entire life strategy."

"Music is one of the few things that makes sense when nothing else does."

"Science explains why things work, but it doesn't make them less weird."

"Art is whatever you want it to be, which is either liberating or terrifying."

"Nature is beautiful, but also kind of gross if you think about it too hard."

"Peace is just what people call it when they're too tired to argue anymore."

"Freedom sounds great until you realize you have to make your own decisions."

"The truth usually hurts, which is why people prefer lying."

"Time moves weird when you're waiting for something and also when you're not."

"The more you know, the more you realize how much you don't know."