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"Family is the people who have to love you, whether they want to or not."

"A true friend is someone who knows all your flaws and still hangs around anyway."

"Success is 10% inspiration and 90% not caring what people think."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations until everything is a pleasant surprise."

"Love is complicated, which is why I prefer my relationships simple and mostly fictional."

"Life is what happens when you're too busy making other plans... or in my case, just standing here."

"I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm also not saying I'm not."

"The world makes way more sense when you stop trying to understand it."

"I'm not broken, I'm just creatively assembled."

"Success smells like desperation and coffee, mostly coffee."

"Wisdom is knowing your limitations, and I know mine very well."

"I think the meaning of life is just trying to be okay with yourself for a few minutes."

"The only constant is that everything's going to be different tomorrow, for better or worse."

"Life is a series of questions you ask yourself at 3 AM that you'll never answer."

"Art is the only place where it's okay to be completely weird and call it expression."

"I'm a work in progress, which is a nice way of saying 'disaster in slow motion.'"

"Sometimes the best thing you can do is admit you have no idea what's happening."

"The best thing about being imperfect is that there's always room for improvement or just accepting defeat."

"Nobody's ever really ready for anything; we just fake it until we aren't."

"Creativity is just connecting dots that nobody else thinks belong together."

"I like to think I'm mysterious, but I'm probably just confusing."

"The hardest part about change is that it keeps happening whether you're ready or not."

"Time is this weird thing where days feel long but years feel short."

"I've learned more from my failures than my successes, mostly because there are more of them."

"Every bad situation is just a good story waiting to happen."

"I'm doing my best, which isn't very good, but at least I'm honest about it."

"The universe doesn't care about your plans, which is oddly liberating."

"Love is when someone sees your worst and sticks around anyway, probably out of pity."

"If you're gonna fail, at least make it interesting."

"The best conversations are the ones where nobody knows what they're talking about."